Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.

I think I can still detect pores and the resemblance of nasal passages, clearly we need more smudge tool and contrast!

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.

Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.