She would look much better... IIIIINNN SPAAAAAACCEE!

Being a white kid in America sucks, so I need some kind of escape from the hardships I endure.

I really hope Christopher Nolan casts this guy as Bizarro Batman in the new movie.

Ok, what the hell, was the beauty mark really necessary? Looks more like a lump of coal on her cheek.

Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.