But it's okay, you brave little boy. Many who are just like you have led happy lives and found rewarding jobs that are perfect for those who are mostly legs.
When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.
Does Lowe's have a dress code?
Dammit, trollface, you're covering the wrong part of the body!
Whatever she's selling... sign me up!