I already know your mother.

Gird your loins for the sperting showdown this Sunday at our site The Big Game!

Haha, get it? Padwan? Pad-wan? Oh, I crack myself up.

I'm not sure she can walk in that, but it's probably for the best since trees don't walk.

Note to parents. Don't dress your children up as though they don't have limbs. It creeps me out.