Happy Rapture! Ladies, Grab This Hunk Before Jesus Takes Him From You!

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He won't be around for much longer!

I No Longer Know What "Keeping it Real" Means

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When a man walks down the street wearing this necklace, you know he isn't scared of anyone. But, he does get a lot of laughs.

The Faithful Baker

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The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

No Surfboard Required

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A Man With a Plan

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Jesus Saves...Your Complexion

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I'll Try To Remember That

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I'm sure his pastor LOVES this sweater.