Can we be blood brothers now? No no, not the band, I mean like the gross appropriation of the traditions of indigenous peoples for our own use.
Ah whatever, not like my mom is trawling for your kind anyway...
I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.
I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.
SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.
Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.
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