Can we be blood brothers now? No no, not the band, I mean like the gross appropriation of the traditions of indigenous peoples for our own use.

Ah whatever, not like my mom is trawling for your kind anyway...

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

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