Armed and Dangerous

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Armed and Dangerous
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She probably had to knock down at least three or four stacks of lead cans to get those hammers, I wouldn't doubt her ability to throw a punch either.

An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear

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An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear
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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

The Bubble Will Protect My Chastity!

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The Bubble Will Protect My Chastity!
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In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

The One True Flood Pants

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The One True Flood Pants
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I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!