She probably had to knock down at least three or four stacks of lead cans to get those hammers, I wouldn't doubt her ability to throw a punch either.
It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!
In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!
I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!