They both look clueless to me.
Better wear a conical white hat to beat the heat: conical to let the head-sweat evaporate more easily, and white to reflect the heat waves.
The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.
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