This is the Least Kawaii Thing Ever

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bathroom,hello kitty,kawaii,porta potty
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Going number two at a music festival: Still not kawaii.

Lightning Legs of Sanrio!

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chun li,cute,hello kitty,mashup,Street fighter,yatta
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If you squee'd a little looking at this, then check If Style Could Kill to find where you can order your own (not that yours truly is going to be doing anything like that... oh no. Me? Never...)

The Sanrio Rave Went Splendidly, Yes

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hello kitty,pacifier,rave,sunglasses,what
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I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.

A Rainbow Punched Me in the Eye

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face paint,facepaint,hello kitty,youtube
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The chemicals from all that paint must be leaking to her brain. She can barely keep her eyes open.

I'll Take the Flight That's Headed in the Opposite Direction as That Person

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airport,dress,hello kitty
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Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!

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