Locked and Loaded

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Locked and Loaded
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Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...

Make a "Peel" Pun One More Time, I Dare You

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Make a "Peel" Pun One More Time, I Dare You
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That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.

I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?

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I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?
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Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

HOP IN THE VAN, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

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HOP IN THE VAN, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
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"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."