Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...
That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."
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