And I hate having dead virtual animals from the '90s on my shirt. UGH.

Oh, that dude? Nah, disco never died. He's cool.

Better toss it out.

This reminds me of that time somebody was trying to call me out for having a fake Louis Vuitton bag. I mean, the snakeskin had only JUST started to fall off after a week, that doesn't mean it's fake!