Glitter Is the Best Taste

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glitter,gold,shoe
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Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

Trike Accidents are Rough

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Blood,fall,gold,make up,scaly,trike
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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

Liberace's Crocs

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shoes,gold,crocs,poorly dressed
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Historical Accuracy...

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belts,dress,gold,makeup,ren fair
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I know the further back in time you go the more belts people wore. Keeping your pants up and your dresses down was a real problem in the 14th century.

Untitled

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cat suits,fanny packs,gold,hipsters
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Uncle Creepy's Coming to Stay for a While

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farrah fawcett,gold,leather,pants
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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Someone Should Tell Him That They Make Shiny Fabric Now

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poorly dressed,gold,shirt,g rated
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