Trike Accidents are Rough

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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

In Case Your Uggs Needed More DISCO FLAIR

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disco,gold,shoes,uggs
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As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

Uncle Creepy's Coming to Stay for a While

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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

I Am the King of Mesh Shirts!

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Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?