The shades help him see better.
And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.
I mean, it's mostly just a vicious rumor. Cool people don't need corrective lenses anyway.
Hipsters wearing something mainstream? Or is that ironic? My head hurts.
Not bad, but they forgot the most important one:
I know this is Richard Simmons, but this, this is going too far.
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