Partner, that is the most fabulous speedo I've seen on a man in this entire music festival. Just saying.

I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

I mean, fashion FAILs, Parenting FAILs, your personal health FAILs... THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE HERE.

So, what happens when you give a bunch of rough and tumble soldiers a "gift" of Justin Bieber baby-doll t-shirts? Well, something like this. Check the via link for the full story!

No takers? None?

In this case, the contrast between a well-to-do bro and someone who clearly couldn't find his shame anywhere this morning.

Unfortunately, one dignified bro does not make up for the failings of the rest of the group.