One team's loss is a third-world country's win.

Madonna probably could have kept her feet to the ground more often during her halftime show at the the big game last Sunday, unless she's one of the rare breed of 53-year-olds comfortable with flashing her underthings to an audience of millions.

Rattail, mohawk, and words in your head... you lost a bet I know it.

Don't worry, Jerry Jones will take care of you.