Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

Stays together. Unless you're in a wheelchair, then you have to stay in the back.

So is this a wedding, circus, family reunion, graduation, or prom?

I don't care what anybody says, that man right there is a badass.