It's less of a fade and more of a portal for her third eye. Don't worry about it.

I mean, we all know that true Music aficionados would at least get the Sennheisers buzzcut. Alas, this is the generation of music fans we're dealing with today.

Can you shave your chest hair to resemble mashed potatoes? That would be rad.

I mean really, you had that coming.

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!