King/Queen Kringle

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King/Queen Kringle
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During Christmas time one of the many sites to be seen in malls across our nation can be Holiday abominations such as this. Someone who clearly looted a Michael's by force and absconded with their entire selection of ornaments and several hot glue guns.

SQUISH ME!

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SQUISH ME!
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Dammit, Japan. You don't even need to try any more.

Kids Do the Darndest Things

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Kids Do the Darndest Things
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And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!

Take My Hand

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Take My Hand
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and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

The Cat Suit is Nice, but I Don't Understand His Pants

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The Cat Suit is Nice, but I Don't Understand His Pants
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It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

I've Had This Nightmare

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I've Had This Nightmare
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And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.