Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?
Thanks, "that one crazy lady's hand." I had my inhibitions before, but now I know what really matters in life.
Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!
I mean, nothing to do with her looks, I just can't adjust the gamma settings anymore after this influx of day-glo coloring.
If it worked for the Beatles it can work for you guys, right?
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