This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.
I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.
Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.
Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!
What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!
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