How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

You are not Kim Kardashian. You are also not a duck. Quit making that lame face!

That poor girl has been abducted by three aliens.

Bump and grind together.