Unless you are playing a bagpipe or you are in the thick of battle with the troops of Edward I, you cannot wear the kilt. Sorry, them's the rules.
Probably not until home plate, I imagine.
Unfortunately, it's in bad form to unfriend your dad. At least we get gems like this!
And who said dads couldn't rock the Justin Bieber haircut?
With slight grass stains around the soles from chasing after golf balls.
Oh, the things you can make your parents do...
Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."
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