Somebody Keeps Shopping in the Kid's Section

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I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.

I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

Much More Accurate Depiction

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Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

Classy Dames, The Whole Lot!

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By Unknown
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Gotta give them credit for athleticism though!

We Need 50 CC's of "More Pants," Quick!

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By Unknown
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The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

Might Want to Hike that Up a Few Inches

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