I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

I hear it's pretty funny!

That's it, I'm booking my vacation tickets to Kashyyyk. Nobody told me the women there were this gorgeous.

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

Does this totally violate your personal canon? Fandom understands!