Really glad to see National Geographic has spent time and resourcing covering the "compressed intestines" industry.

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

Let me guess, did the dump truck of sadness run you over and leave you crushed on the side of Misery Road?

For a minute, I didn't realize that was a poster behind her. I thought the spirit of Ke$ha was actually leaning over her shoulder and whispering into her ear "Yessssss, we wear the bra because it's trashy, yesssssssss..."

And it's injected intravenously through staplers, apparently.

Oh, the humanity!