She was probably the first in line to Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, and Zookeeper Willy's Reptile House demonstration at her local zoo.
Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.
That's just... maSCARY. Am I right?
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