Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

He's going to use that wizard staff to perform a... how do you say... "Acid Rain" dance?

I mean, you can really pick out the movements in the colors and patterns here. It's all quite amazing.

It's not even so much that raver gear surprises, shocks, or horrifies me any more. That's not what gets me. I'm just amazed that kids are still overloading their senses on questionable drugs and more questionable music on the weekends like we're still in 1998 Essex or something.

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.