And Lo, The Curtains Will ALWAYS Match the Drapes

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And Lo, The Curtains Will ALWAYS Match the Drapes
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Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

Ugh, That Backpack Doesn't Even Match!

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Ugh, That Backpack Doesn't Even Match!
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By Matt Garcia
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The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

A Color-Coordinating Nightmare

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A Color-Coordinating Nightmare
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Wearing all of one color is obnoxious enough, but you had to pick teal? That color is an abomination. I'm only exaggerating a little bit.

Hippie Swagger

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Hippie Swagger
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He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.

John, Go Change Your Shoes

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John, Go Change Your Shoes
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This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.