We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

No Sir, I Don't Believe You Have an Account At Gringott's...

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No Sir, I Don't Believe You Have an Account At Gringott's...
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The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

Someone Had Too Many Kryptonite Cheeseburgers

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Someone Had Too Many Kryptonite Cheeseburgers
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Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.