JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."
Somebody was having a little too much fun at work, perhaps.
The real question is why a man with a Colonel Sanders mustache would be patronizing a McDonald's. Shameful!
I mean, if his fillings and teeth whitening are half as good as those hair plugs then it will still be more pleasant than most trips to the dentist!
It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.
And who can blame them? They clearly have all the style they need already.
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