Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

"I didn't choose this outfit, the penguin made me do it!"

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

He's going to use that wizard staff to perform a... how do you say... "Acid Rain" dance?

I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...

When the going gets tough, the tough forego umbrellas in favor of garbage bags.