Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

Just in case you need to saddle up and ride some seahorses when you go to the beach.

I mean, you can't just walk into the mall food court in your street clothes, you'd get laughed at and hauled out by security!

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

Don't wear these outside, or anywhere.