Hey There, Lil' Birdie!

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Hey There, Lil' Birdie!
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PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

Bye-Bye Kitty

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Bye-Bye Kitty
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Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Hey, We Found Your Mom's Underwear

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Hey, We Found Your Mom's Underwear
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Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!

High-Top Heels?

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High-Top Heels?
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Alright, MAYBE we've gone a little far with all of these special edition Air Jordans. Maybe.