One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...

I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!