Hobbling soon to a shopping mall near you
That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.
Just remember: There's always money in this guy.
At least I hope, because being rich and insane is the only reason I think you could use to justify this.
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