When All Other Pockets Fail...

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Why not use the one you already have?

As if Shopping In Your Pajamas Was Bad Enough...

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I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...

The Structures Were Not Designed to Handle That Kind of Stress

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NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

Now To Cover the REST Of You...

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Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

Well, Everyone Was Going to Anyway

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You Have a Little Something On Your Pants

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Just brush it off, you'll be fine.

Now What Do We Have Here?

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Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!