NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.
Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.
Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!
I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...
Why not use the one you already have?
I mean seriously, your technique is terrible. That window is never getting clean that way.
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