You Missed a Spot!

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You Missed a Spot!
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Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

The Stripes Help Not One Bit

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The Stripes Help Not One Bit
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Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

We're Real Close to a Back-Slip There, Watch It

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We're Real Close to a Back-Slip There, Watch It
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The first - and hopefully only - time I've felt compelled to censor someone's back.

Zoidberg, Put Your Shell Back On

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Zoidberg, Put Your Shell Back On
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There are ways to dress that flatter your size, shape, and curves, but this isn't one of them. This does the polar opposite.

fashion fail - zoidberg