Such Patriotism

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American Flag,shorts,poorly dressed
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What Else Would You Wear For This Kind of Occasion?

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American Flag,fire,patriotic,jumping,overalls,poorly dressed,stripes
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Nope There's Nothing About This I Like

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American Flag,beard,juggalo,sandals,shorts,tattos
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Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

This is Why the French Look Down on Us

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shorts,American Flag,poorly dressed,eiffel tower
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Need Something That Says I'm Patriotic AND I Hate Real Clothes?

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American Flag,patriotic,poorly dressed,onesies
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A Patriotic Bearded Batman: Your Argument is Invalid

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American Flag,batman,beard,facial hair,mask,poorly dressed,your argument is invalid,sunglasses
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This Actually Makes Me Less Patriotic

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American Flag,bad shirt,bikini,geriatric
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You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.