Spring Into Track

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Spring Into Track
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Also doubles as camouflage during your spring jogging sessions!

We Don't Take Kindly to Athletic Footwear Around Here

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We Don't Take Kindly to Athletic Footwear Around Here
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Just remember: Comfortable and stylish athletic shoes are the gateway to DRUGS AND VIOLENCE.

Shoes With the Three Stripes? Nah, Sandals.

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Shoes With the Three Stripes? Nah, Sandals.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make ugly sandals out of reasonable shoes. Such is the cycle of life.

Break the Chains That Bind us to These Brands!

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Break the Chains That Bind us to These Brands!
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The shoes that go great with your lifetime sentence at Alcatraz!

Update: These crazy shoes, designed by Beverly Hills designer Jeremy Scott, have been officially pulled by Adidas after comments from Twitter and other social networks pointed out their resemblance to slave or prison shackles. Adidas apologized for the mistake on their part.