WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

Well, I'd probably be needing to ride the white pony too if I wanted to go out looking like that.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

I'm trying to think of all the "CDs NUTZ" jokes from middle school... but I'd rather just stop looking at this picture.

The DIY bikini, brought to you by the wonderful people at TIFI.

This probably belongs on There I Fixed It.