Dressed to WIN: Build a Little Birdhouse In Your Beard

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Dressed to WIN: Build a Little Birdhouse In Your Beard
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It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?

Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea

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Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea
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I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?

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I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?
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Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication

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In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication
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Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

"Can I Pay For These in Swords?"

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"Can I Pay For These in Swords?"
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The sword represents his dong, you see. It's a very subtle portrait, I assure you.