I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.
Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!
It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?
The sword represents his dong, you see. It's a very subtle portrait, I assure you.
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?
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