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Nothing really says "life of the party" like a downy multi-colored hat.

Maybe the real deal is more your speed?

I'm no puritan, but it's a little ridiculous to see people walking around with their sponges showing like that.

And if you think THAT's cool you should see what it looks like when you wear it backwards! HINT: It's like a parasaurolophus.

The other little girls in class won't even know how to handle your style!