Trolling is a art.
(My mom and I discussing school projects)
Me: Essay projects are one of the few school projects that I don't mind doing, since they're not a right answer-wrong answer sort of thing.
Mom: I actually like more solid foundations, like in math: 2 + 2 will always be 2... Wait a second...
Mom: .... OH MY GOD.
Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS.
Mom: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST CHUBBY LITTLE CREATURES.
Dad: After dinner mint?
Me: That's a Halls cough drop...
Dad: So? After dinner mint.
(After I was being a coward to go talk to some strangers):
Dad: Haha! Quack ! Quack! Quack!
Me: That's a duck...
Dad: Oh... Ka kaw ! Ka kaw !
Me:Nope ... Not a chicken...
Dad: DAMMIT !
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