Me: It'd be boring being a rich farmer (we're on a seriously long drive)
Mum: I suppose. They go round everywhere shooting peasants.
Me and 2 brothers: *pokerfaces*
Me: Mum, you mean pheasants.
Mom: Oh, yeah. Those too. Peasants are tastier, I think.
whole family: O.o :L
(Playing Scattergories with my family. The letter is "C". One of the categories is car parts. My dad has been a mechanic for 40 years.)
Me: I put catalytic converter.
Dad: Uh, clock. It was either that or chair.
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