Me: It'd be boring being a rich farmer (we're on a seriously long drive) Mum: I suppose. They go round everywhere shooting peasants. Me and 2 brothers: *pokerfaces* Me: Mum, you mean pheasants. Mom: Oh, yeah. Those too. Peasants are tastier, I think. whole family: O.o :L

(Playing Scattergories with my family. The letter is "C". One of the categories is car parts. My dad has been a mechanic for 40 years.) Me: I put catalytic converter. Dad: Uh, clock. It was either that or chair.