Don't Think About That Too Hard, You'll Get an Aneurysm

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gross,lady bits,memories,mother,nostalgia,oh god why,Parenting Fail,rage comic,regret,toy
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And Ne'r the Two Shall Meet

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baby,dont-touch,dont-touch-that,got your nose,Hall of Fame,Parenting Fail,toy,toys
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Don't Try to Out-Hipster Your Parents, Kid

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books,cooking,Harry Potter,hipster,nerdy,nostalgia,Parenting Fail,rage comic,toy,voldemort
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Accio Rage Comics!

Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly

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apocalypse,Barbie,doll,fake,Hall of Fame,Parenting Fail,play time,teen pregnancy,toy,wait what,zombie,zombie apocalypse
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This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!

More Effective than a Kryptonite Lock

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bike,fuzzy,girly,lock,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,pink,toy,wait what
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Let's Go Spit on Them!

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car,dad,Father,g rated,parenting,Parenting Fail,poor people,rich people,toy
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Autocowrecks: Never Too Young to Not Text While Driving

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child,driving,parenting,preschool,texting while driving,toy
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