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Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.  

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Military Dad returns home from Afghanistan and surprises his two sons by dressing up as Captain America. That, my friends, is a major, major parenting WIN!

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In a reveal that surprises absolutely nobody, Blake Boston - AKA Scumbag Steve - is a single father. With a tumblr. Answering questions from anonymous people on the internet. With the spelling of a middle school student. Keep it real, bro.