Military Dad returns home from Afghanistan and surprises his two sons by dressing up as Captain America. That, my friends, is a major, major parenting WIN!
That face just screams "born to troll."
Cousin: *pointing to large five foot tall package by the Christmas tree* Dad is gonna love what I got him, he's been needing it for a while.
His older brother: You need to poke holes in the box so the stripper can breath.
In a reveal that surprises absolutely nobody, Blake Boston - AKA Scumbag Steve - is a single father. With a tumblr. Answering questions from anonymous people on the internet. With the spelling of a middle school student. Keep it real, bro.
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