My mother texts me: Hey... Dad wants a ticket to the game in green bay for Christmas... I believe it's a football game and I think it's the Packers against another team... Possibly the Yankees.
Dad: You get to go to USC- University of String Cheese.
Dad: Their mascot is the constipated warrior...
Me: So what's the fight song?
Dad: URG I cant GO GO GO!!!!!
Look at 'em go! Little Van Damme's, the whole lot of them! And we even have them in GIF form thanks to the folks at I Hate My Parents:
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Go Home Wise Men, Smell Ya Later!
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