To be fair, this is kind of how all metal sounds to me.
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If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.
Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.
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