Me: Talked to that guy.
Mom: Did you tell him you were available and easy?
Me: Um, what?
Mom: Well, it's been real. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow!
(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance)
Dad: You ever smoke pot?
Date: Yes sir, once, and I didn't like the way I felt out of control of my body.
Dad: Drink alcohol?
Date: For the same reasons I don't smoke I don't drink.
Dad: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Dad: The first person to kidnap Princess Peach was...?
Date: Donkey Kong.
Dad: When the first Pokemon movie came out and Ash turned to stone?
Date: I cried like a bitch.
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